No more parking cones
Enough is enough, I cannot take it anymore.
For the past 13 years I have waged a solo war against the detritus that people leave out to save "their" parking spots. It is selfish behavior, immoral, and against the law. The audacity to believe you are entitled a parking spot astounds me.
If you qualify for medicare, then have your doctor write a note, pay a fee, and the spot is forever yours. But for the rest of us, it is first come first served -- like everywhere else in the world.
Put something out, and I will confiscate it.
Two offenders were particularly bad last week. The first has put out: four wooden kitchen chairs, an upright carpet cleaner, a lamp, endless orange cones, and garbage bags. And I have taken all of it. Stuff left on the street is garbage.
I could call 911, but I ain't no snitch. It is time for this practice to end. At this point, I will listen to no argument in favor of a parking chair. There are none. Obey the rules, or lobby to change the law.